Going to the immigration office in Tachikawa yielded an important discovery. We are surrounded by LARGE URBAN CONGLOMERATIONS. In ALL DIRECTIONS. And here I was thinking we lived on the outskirts of the city. No, though this terrain is littered with allotments sprouting unidentified fruit & veg, it seems this is just a resting point before more unbridled urbanity.
And these aren't like small suburban centers in London with a few Tesco Express stores and a grubby pub. Each one has a couple of high-rise department stores, several concrete runways and four billion restaurants. I've been into these high-rise department stores driven by curiosity and other basic human necessities. Often they are divided into sub-buildings arranged according to two or more of the cardinal points, each with their own unattractive elevators and a varying number of floors. Some parts of the building go to the 8th floor, some go to the 6th. How do they do it? Vast expanses filled with merchandise and just a couple of scattered people looking as bewildered as me. How do they stay alive? Along with the billion restaurants, shops, tiny bars... HOW DO THEY DO IT? Many times walking the streets you'll glimpse a small window whose immaculately arranged curtain betrays a tantalizing glimpse into some congenial little parlour with a counter and stools arranged for some kind of mysterious eating purpose... The towers above you bear signs advertising all kinds of restaurants on any floor from 3 below to 7 up, bars with names in kanji, and hiragana characters, the occasional English word thrown in to shed no more light on what they are actually like, on how much time, how much money you need to find them all... What are you missing?
A new friend of a friend and his friend and I went on an outing with a charming group of older but astonishingly active Japanese people on their English conversation group outing, one of whom was the friend of a friend's friend's mother. We travelled out the city to a small town whose main tourist attraction was a museum to Japanese film character Tora san. His films are like a Japanese version of Carry On, i.e. cheesy old comedy films that they squeezed every last drop out of. Amazingly the conversation crew was content with standing outside the museum and chatting for a little while before going off to have tea in an exquisite traditional house. My new friends and I rebelled and entered the museum to find ourselves confronted with fantastically detailed miniature models of Tora san's common film sets. His 48 films all had the same plot and involved him falling for a woman only to wind up a heartbroken vagabond yet again. When the poor actor was riddled with cancer the pushy producers forced him to make one more film in which he spends most of it sitting down. Then he died, and so did the film series. Sad, isn't it?
We crossed the river into Chiba, thereby leaving Tokyo. We inched silently across the water's breadth in a wooden gondola crammed with people. Everyone was sunned into momentary silence. The water was still and thick; the dying summer heat pounded us with a large polystyrene mallet. The craggy boatman turned his stick with ancient patience. We were crossing into oblivion and it was warm. On the other side, we climbed up the dock and found various fields rolling off into the distance. What do people come here for, I wondered? We crossed a field and mounted a hill where an old man sat on a deckchair wearing a hat from the Australian Outback. He got up and so began one of the features of Japanese society. Old people with information.
While the young and not actually that young are plugged into the information superhighway, so the over-60s in Japan (who seem to be less technologically savvy than their Western counterparts) are plugged into a kind of information B-road. Weekends are filled with club activities for the retired. Married couples split up and pursue their personal activities, be it English conversation (in this case), rambling, golf, etc etc. As you amble about you will come across local old people who are lying in wait to ambush you and spurt information in your general direction. It kept happening. At a temple a volunteer tour guide approached us and proceeded to spend the entire day following us around giving lengthy sermons, that were translated to me differently by each person I spoke to. When we crossed the river I thought we'd lost him but sure enough when we returned he was there, wagging his tail and panting in his luminous orange "I'm a volunteer" jacket. The old man in the Crocodile Dundee hat awaiting us on the other side of the river, as if in some unspoken relay with Tail Wagger, spoke interminably about the history of the small patch of ground surrounding us. Some said he was talking about an old horse-riding college. Others said he was talking about rice crops after the war. But whatever it was it was long and slow and when we walked away I took his photo and he was embarrassed.
The Five Starbucks of Kichijōji
Kichijōji is an excellent area, let down only by it's gangrenous proliferation of Starbucks. I have counted five up to now, though I'm always ready to spot another tucked around a corner like the malignant boil behind a giant's ear. Time for a lancing.
- There's that one on the path down to the park by the famous yakitori place that billows with smoke and was on TV once apparently.
- That other one on Nakamichi shopping street near the curry stench of Café Montana and the best rāmen place in the world.
- Oh, what about that one on the other pedestrianized street just by that butchers that always has a queue outside it? Opposite Tokyu that huge department store I've never been in?
- And yes, above the station in that classy shopping center near the chopstick shop.
- Ooh, what was the fifth one. What was it. Oh yes, round behind on the other side, near Zara - you know, the one with the huge wooden deck.
So it turns out rāmen is unhealthy. Who'd have thought it? Must be that oily soup.
